“Cease to gnaw that crust. There is ripe fruit over your head.”
-Thoreau
Ouch! Now we know that a mangrove island does not have actual dry land.
Some of you may already understand how much hard work actually goes into sailing. In the beginning I dreamed of sailing in its most fantastical sense. Diving off the boat in clear blue waters, the slow rock of the boat lulling me to sleep, a cabana boy bringing me cool drinks with plenty of ice on a hot day. Not the way it works. Even when you are just sitting there, actually doing nothing, your muscles are constantly contracting, trying to keep your body upright. In a tossey, turney environment like this someone is bound to suffer an injury.
The first injury occurred while docked in Dania Beach, FL at our buds’ Kaitlyn, Patrick and Joe’s house. They rent a place right on a canal but their dock access is blocked by another boat. An old boat that never moves and belongs to someone who lives far away. Naturally, we decided to shorten the width of the channel by half by tying up to the old boat already docked in front of their house. Yes, we double parked.
For the six or so days we stayed there our routine included giong out the backdoor, opening the gate, jumping over the rail of the old boat, over the other rail of the old boat, then jumping onto our boat, over the life line, then ducking under the bimini top to enter our boat and retrieve the item we forgot to get after our last feat getting on and off our boat (likely a pair of undies, or a toothbrush). I will admit, I started to get cocky with my little jumps and ducks. I mean, after doing this 100 times, who needs to look at their feet and make sure the feet are planted before leaping…not me…whoops….BAM! I jumped (without looking) from behind our lifeline to over the top of the old boat’s rail. Missing two key steps in the safe crossing between boats. I pushed my face away from the old boat’s ladder just in time to prevent serious dental problems. By doing this, I dragged my right leg over the railing of the old boat, scrapping the entire backside into road rash from hell (right behing the knee…come on!). The worst part was that I landed slam on my coccyx bone (my poor little tailbone). If you have not yet injured this ultra-sensitive bone I do not recommend it. It has been two weeks since that injury and I still have to sit in just one position. It’s a real pain in the ass.
The second injury was sustained by both Ren and me. We had a nice little day sail from Coconut Grove down to Rodriguez Key which at the Tavernier side of Key Largo. We were sailing with our buds Ella, Tony and their babby, Mellia who are aboard Ohana. Check out their blog while you’re at it. See what kind of company we’ve been keeping. Anxious to stretch our legs after the sail and impress our friends by bringing home the proverbial bacon, we decided to hastily jump in the water once securing an anchorage between Key Largo and Rodriguez Key. Thinking we were going to find a spit of land for Oreo to enjoy while we picked up a few lobsters, we threw on fins without booties and jumped in. We were only going to be in a little while right? Wrong! We put Oreo on a surfboard since our dinghy was temporarily out of commission (the damn transom fell off, but has since been successfully repaired by the captain), and Ren pushed him over to the “beach”. Thing is, Rodriguez Key is a mangrove island, meaning, there is no beach. Just a series of mangrove trees rooted through the water to the ocean floor. So, naturally, we pushed Oreo further around the island, hoping for land (don’t worry people, we’ve learned our lesson about mangrove islands since then). And pushed, and pushed. We pushed all the way around the damn island in fact. It had to have been at least 2 miles (maybe more like 3) around the thing. Someone measure it on GoogleEarth and get back to me on the distance would you?
We kicked and kicked and kicked. Meanwhile the sun was going down, the sun went down, and poor little Oreo was shivering like a dog pooping thumb tacks, as Ren would say. It got so dark as we were still paddling, trying to make our way around the endless island. A little panicked, I kept my head out of the dark water searching for Nila Girl, any sign of the boat. Ren kept claiming to see a dark spot in the series of lights over on Key Largo. Since it was his idea to keep swimming, and keep swimming I couldn’t hear him anymore. I couldn’t hear him because I didn’t want to listen to another thing he was saying! We caught sight of Nila Girl and limped back to her. Oreo was elated at being back on the boat. I peeled off my wetsuit and assessed the damage. As you can imagine, after hours of constant kicking with no booties on the rubber of my footpockets, the rubber managed to erase several layers of skin from the back of my ankles. Looking at my ankles right now, yep, they’re still weeping. Gross little injuries, they are. Ren has a couple of rubbed spots too n his foot. it sure does make diving harder.
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